Summer was ending. All the great adventures had been had. Soon it would be time to go back to school. But not yet.
Boredom. These days should not be filled with such a horrible thing. The last few days of freedom were quickly disappearing, there weren't enough to travel to the outer reaches of the milky way.
Not enough time for even a short trip to an exotic world full of interesting sights.

So what to do?

It was during such a period that a few Valar'i teenagers devised a plan. They would visit the Archives Of Things Otherworldly, snag a few DNA prints and clone themselves miniature armies.
Beautiful in its simplicity, blah blah blah, I'm tired of writing drivel.